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{c Interview with Microlite/Damage UK
{dSR{a: How about telling us your {ereal name{a?
{dMD{a: Yes it's {cStephen {a? {cLumb{a. Although most people know me as Lummy.
{dSR{a: And what {eage {ado you posess?
{dMD{a: {b15{a, {a({b16 on October 11th, send {dpresents {ato the address later in this
text!)
~iff.church-in-hell
{dSR{a: What is your {cfunction {ain {cDamage UK{a?
{dMD{a: {fI'm {eCo-manager{a, mail-trader, compiler.
{dSR{a: How long have you been `On the scene'?
{dMD{a: About {e1 {aand a {ehalf years {anow.
{dSR{a: How many groups were you in before {cDamage UK{a?
{dMD{a: {fThree groups {aall together, they are:-
{c 1> {eBlack Magik
{c 2> {eProject-X
{c 3> {eDamage UK
{dSR{a: What do you think of the {eUK scene{a?
{dMD{a: Well there are some {ccool groups{a, but there are more lame groups. The
friendship in the UK {dsux{a.
{dSR{a: Do you have {chobbies {aother than your {ccomputer{a?
{dMD{a: Yes I do, {esex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, {athat's about it as I can't
do any outdoor activities, `cos when I step outside I get put into {dhospital
{ea with severe stab wounds.
{dSR{a: What is your favourite?
{cFood{a: {eCurry/Pizza
{cDrink{a: {eLager/anything containing alcohol or orange juice.
{cMusic{a: {eJ.M. Jarre/Pink Floyd/Prince/Kate Bush/Neds Atomic Dustbin/Enya.
{cTV programme{a: {eThe Bill.
{cMag{a: {eZine/Freedom Crack/Satanic Rites (greese greese)
{cGame{a: {ePushover, Humans and Tetris.
{cFilm{a: {eRobocop, Total Recall.
{cGroup{a: {eSanity, Anarchy, Digital, Pure Metal Coders (Destiny!)
{cDemo{a: {eI like too many of them.
{cCoder{a: {eHornet/Alcatraz.
{cGraphics Artist{a: {eFairfax/Pure Metal Coders.
{cMusician{a: {eSnare/Quartz.
{cFood{a: {eDog shite
{cDrink{a: {eCat piss.
{dSR{a: What {ecrimes {ahave you commited in the last month?
{dMD{a: Well let me think, hmm. Firstly there is receiving {fstolen goods{a, then
there's non-payment of my fines, then {ecredit card fraud{a. After that there's
drugs, and then me not going to my {cattendance centre{a.
Oh yes, there's also {funderage sex{a.
{dSR{a: How long do you spend on your {cAmiga {aa day?
{dMD{a: About 18:30 hours per day, that's {e7:30 {aam until {e2:00 {aam.
{dSR{a: Are you a {ededicated phone phreak{a?
{dMD{a: Well this one's easy. {cI'm not a phone phreak{a, although I do get some
tips from {eDeath {a(Hi Kam!). I used to spend 6 hours per day on the `phone,
but I had to pay for some of my calls. But now my parents have a PIN number
on the twat.
{dSR{a: Will {bTanc {aever leave {bDamage UK{a?
{dMD{a: Well this one's {fdecidable{a, maybe if you cross my palm with silver and
then let me suck on your {cleft nipple{a. Nah, I don't think he'll be leaving
for a long while yet...
{dSR{a: Is your new {cphotocopier {eillegal{a?
{dMD{a: Well I'll leave this one up to you, but for 100 pounds, what do you
think?
{dSR{a: Should payphones have {eredial buttons{a?
{dMD{a: Yes but the only thing I do with {fpayfones {ais steal the {cmouthpieces{a. I
think a free-of-charge button would be a better idea.
{dSR{a: What are your {cthree {efavourite {cporno {afilms?
{dMD{a: {cPorno films{a? Who me? Nahh, the all time greats are:
{c1> {eAnimal Farm - love all the beasiality.
{c2> {eMiss Tooby's got two right tits.
{c3> {eI haven't seen any other good porno films (yet...)
{dSR{a: {cCan you send us your three {efavourite porno films{a?
{dMD{a: Well Andy you dirty little shit. What would your mother say? Yes of
course I'll send them mate, they're in the post even as I type.
{dSR{a: Will {eEldorado {aever be a hit?
{dMD{a: No I don't think it'll ever be a hit, not so long as that spotty twat
is in it, and even when he leaves, there's still no chance, as long as
{fAstec's {agot a hole in his arse.
{dSR{a: What are your {bnext door {dneighbours {alike?
{dMD{a: Ok, the first female neighbour is called {eBridgette{a, she is a bit of a
muchtub, she's the sort of person that would take her {fpanties off {ato any
{cdude{A. (For all those who want a dabble then see my address at the end.)
Right then, the male neighbour's called Ian, he's an OK guy as he smokes
plenty of gange and he likes parties. My sort `o guy. The little kids are a
set of cunts, the {dsad bastards {acome out at about 8 o' clock in the morning
and play stupid fucking games. So the little {cbastards {awake me up every
morning.
{dSR{a: Do you wear {fdresses {aon a regular basis?
{dMD{a: Only on {cspecial occasions{a, but on the odd day I like to go to town with
flowers, with my stockings held up by my {dlovely suspender belts{a. Under this
I wear lace {dfrench knickers {awith a trim black design over the private
parts. Maybe I will wear one down to Kent some day.....
{dSR{a: Have you ever filled your {cmate's room {awith {eballoons{a?
{dMD{a: No, I don't have many mates living near me, so I don't get chance to
fill rooms with {cballoons{a....
{dSR{a: Have you ever worn a {dtraffic cone {aon your head?
{dMD{a: No, but I often wear a {fcondom on my head{a. Normally in a cool sky blue
colour, but sometimes a lame normal {dred{a.
{dSR{a: Are there any {clast words {ayou'd like to share with the {eworld{a?
{dMD{a: First thanks to {cTantalus {afor doing this interview. I wish the group and
the mag all the best. Many thanks to evryone who has supported {eDamage{a.
Hi to:
{cAll Damage members Worldwide
{eTantalus/Destiny {a(ring ya soon)
{eTango/Destiny {a(What a fucking name change)
{eDeath (Kam) {a(I'll get them books to ya, but they're from my library)
{eBatfink/Quartz {a(See ya soon Alex)
{eMicheal/EOC 1999 {a(G'day Micheal)
{ePhantom.EOC 1999 {a(Hi Chris)
{eFish/LSD {a(Get well soon M8)
{eGhost/Dimension X {a(The war's over)
{eSlaine {a(Bill)
{eMr Bite/The evil forces
{ePowerplex/Ferrox {a(a nice postcard mate)
{ePoison/Reality
{eTMC/Bytebusters
{eContact me for joining or trading anything on:
{cStephen Lumb,
{a121, Clough Lane,
Mixenden,
Halifax,
West Yorkshire.
HX2 8SM
{eTel: +44 (0)422 246 353
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